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Nissan is recalling almost 135,000 Infiniti G35s to address an airbag problem. When Toyota heard that, they said, 'Airbags! I knew we forgot something.' -- Jimmy Fallon
I practice safe sex - I use an airbag. -- Garry Shandling
You know you're old when your walker has an airbag. -- Phyllis Diller
Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner! -- Red Buttons
Ironically my brother died in a car accident shortly after Airbag was recorded. He's not an identical twin so I didn't care. -- Thom Yorke
In an interstellar burst I am back to save the universe In a fast German car I'm amazed that I survived An airbag saved my life -- Thom Yorke
A 99% Value-at-Risk calculation does not evaluate what happens in the last one percent... This is like an airbag that works all the time, except when you have a car accident. -- David Einhorn

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