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I'm supposed to be taking time off. But I'm still writing and I have this Gap advert lined up. -- Joss Stone
I can't write. I can handle bits of simple-minded advert copy or a poster slogan, so answering questions is about all I'm good for. -- Charles Saatchi
I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a fat pig. -- Gordon Ramsay
When you boil war down or all conflict down to two people, it's a great advert for humanity sometimes. People can find connections with each other, regardless of the bigger picture. -- John Bradley-West
My big advert was for ketchup. I come home from school, cook my brother and sister their dinner, ride my bike in the garden. Remember that one? People cried at that advert. It won awards. I was 12. -- Russell Tovey
It is very similar to companies like Google and other internet companies. When you go and search on Google you don't pay for that. But sometimes you click on an advert and Google makes money on that. -- Niklas Zennstrom
Two months after I got out of test pilot school, I saw an advert that said NASA was recruiting more astronauts. The best job you could have as a test pilot was being an astronaut, so I volunteered. -- Charles Duke
The household I grew up in... was rather like an Ovaltine advert. There was a huge fire, a kettle on the fire, the oven with the bread being baked every day, and there was the radio; it was very magical to hear all these wonderful programmes. -- Brian Blessed
If I was making a tea advert, I would want to communicate about tea is that it can console you, it can start your day, there is the warmth and the ritual, and you can share it; you make someone a cup of tea and you offer it to them. -- Matt Smith
I love the TV show, and if you make a bad movie it means you've soiled it. Just like if we made an advert. We were offered so many times and I'd say, look, this is the good thing, and you can't compromise that, because then you compromise the integrity of the characters. -- Jennifer Saunders
I shout at the radio when someone starts talking over the end of a song. Shut up! I don't want to hear that the DJ has just found a mouldy sandwich in the corner of the studio. Nor do I like it when the magic of something you're watching is shattered by an advert for Argos. -- Jessica Brown Findlay
I've been so lucky with the people I've worked with, but I'm such a fan girl. When I moved to London at 16, I saw a man from a Dulux advert on the bus, and I asked for his autograph. I was so excited; you can imagine what I'm like now - I really need to control myself. -- Sheridan Smith
Flowers, after love, must have been the best advert planet Earth had going for it. -- Matt Haig
A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The anti-aging advert that I would like to see is a baby covered in cream saying, 'Aah, I've used too much' -- Andrew Bird
I think that should be the anti - speeding advert it should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day. -- Frankie Boyle
He (David Beckham) does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe! -- Victoria Beckham
There was an advert I rather liked. Devastated woman: "I've just seen the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!" Husband: "Never mind, love, it's not the end of the world." -- Simon Barnes
If we advert to the nature of republican government, we shall find that the censorial power is in the people over the government, and not in the government over the people. -- James Madison
When you boil war down or all conflict down to two people, its a great advert for humanity sometimes. People can find connections with each other, regardless of the bigger picture. -- John Bradley-West
Page after page, advert after advert. Lipsticks, undies, tinned food, patent medicines, slimming cures, face-creams. A sort of cross-section of the money world. A panorama of ignorance, greed, vulgarity, snobbishness, whoredom and disease. -- George Orwell

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