Together Quotes in Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

Susie: You guys, I'm really going to miss this place.

Coop: Me too.

Ben: Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.

Susie: Yeah!

Ben: What time do you wanna meet?

J.J.: You mean ten years from now?

Coop: Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.

Susie: Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00? 9:30?

Coop: Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.

McKinley: Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here by 9:30? I mean, we'll all be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.

Gary: Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed?

Together: Agreed.

McKinley: Good, because I have something at 11:00.

Gary: You just have like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right?

McKinley: No, I just have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.

Mollie: Ma, what would you have done if Daddy was married when you first met him?

Rosie: I wouldn't have fallen in love.

Mollie: Well, you can't control who you fall in love with.

Rosie: Why not?

Mollie: You just can't!

Rosie: Listen. Listen, take your father here. What's his favorite food?

Together: Cheesecake.

Rosie: What did Dr. Slocum tell him?

Mollie: Cut back on cholesterol.

Rosie: So, now he doesn't eat cheesecake. It's the same exact thing.

Allison: Hey, you're gonna love this

Emily: What is it?

Allison: Crack, cocaine.

Emily: [shrieks] where did you get that?

Allison: a lady never tells

Emily: How do we use it?

Allison: So, I called the drug hotline and asked them what signs to look for if my mom smoked crack. He said little pieces of aluminum foil everywhere so

[looks at Emily]

Allison: You want to try it right?

Emily: yeah

Allison: cool

[flicks on lighter]

Allison: ready?

Emily: We are such crackheads.

Allison: We ARE such crackheads.

[it burns fast]

Allison: Oh shit go!

Emily: What?

Allison: Go! Just inhale it!

[it flies up]

Allison: ah!

Emily: Ah!

Allison: [coughs] where'd it go?

Emily: Ow, it hit me right there.

[touches arm]

Allison: Ohh, ohh, ohh I'm sorry

[kisses it]

Allison: [strokes Emily's cheek ] Whitney's right

Together: Crack is whack!