McKinley Quotes in Wet Hot American Summer (2001)

Susie: You guys, I'm really going to miss this place.

Coop: Me too.

Ben: Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.

Susie: Yeah!

Ben: What time do you wanna meet?

J.J.: You mean ten years from now?

Coop: Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.

Susie: Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00? 9:30?

Coop: Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.

McKinley: Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here by 9:30? I mean, we'll all be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.

Gary: Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed?

Together: Agreed.

McKinley: Good, because I have something at 11:00.

Gary: You just have like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right?

McKinley: No, I just have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.

Standup Comic: White folks sound so stupid when they get mad. They be like "hey asshole, I'm going to kick your b-hind." But the brothers won't even need to raise their voice. These motherfuckers be like "don't make me say it twice."

Susie: [to Ben] That's true, that's true.

McKinley: [to J.J. and Aaron, while laughing] *I hate white people*!

McKinley: Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.

Arty: OK.

McKinley: 'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow, and I don't want to get in trouble.

Arty: Sure.

McKinley: You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.

Arty: I will.

McKinley: You're covered in dirt. Take a shower.

McKinley: [Steve takes the stage during the Talent Show, and stands silently for a few seconds] Come on, do something!

J.J.: Or get the fuck off the stage!