Toddster Quotes in Terror Firmer (1999)

Toddster: Who is *that*?

Meathead Drunk Fratboy #2: Are you referring to that mysterious yet beautiful lady with her back to us?

[approaching a woman on the dance floor]

Toddster: Hey, baby. Do fries go with that shake?

Mysterious Woman: Tell me... what is that fountain over there?

Toddster: That's Thor, the god of love.

Mysterious Woman: Thor is the god of thunder! Not love. But why quivel?

Toddster: [chuckles] Yeah, quivel.

Mysterious Woman: Tell me... what's your name?

Toddster: Todd. Most people call me the Toddster.

Mysterious Woman: Do you live in this house Todd... ster?

Toddster: Right upstairs.

DJ: Hey, you seen Christine?

Andy: I thought she went outside to practice her lines. Didn't you know that?

DJ: I knew that. Everyone thinks that DJ doesn't know shit! DJ knows shit! I know where Christine is. She's with that grip Nikolai again!

[Andy and Tina walk off and approach the Toddster]

Andy: Hey Todd, are you gonna be ready in five?

Toddster: I would be ready now if the fact that our fearless leader, our "brilliant" director, didn't blow out my sound system with his ultra-real 44 Magnum blast in that last scene.

Tina - Script Girl: So, how long then?

Toddster: Long enough for you to suck the Todd rod, and for you to be gurgilling with the Todd wadd!

Andy: [grabs Toddster's crotch] That's enough!

Toddster: What the fuck, dude! I'll put up with the awful cheese sandwiches for lunch. I'll put up with the crew on this set that fucking sucks! But I draw the line at ball crunching! I quit! I fucking quit! The Toddster is out of here and I'm taking my sound equipment with me. Sayonadra suckers!

Mysterious Woman: [after stabbing Toddster in the head and tearing out a chunk of his brain] This is your brain.

Toddster: Dude, my brain!

[She puts the brain into a frying pan filled with cocaine]

Mysterious Woman: And this is your brain on drugs!

Gavin: My mom likes me to be prepared. So I grabbed everything I thought we need find a ghost. Flashlights, rope, bubblegum, compass.

Toddster: Yeah, well, I hope you brought clean underwear. 'Cause Bayou Bob will make you...

Clayton: Oh. It's no use. I'll never make a good pirate. I can't even scare kids away. Grandpa LeRouge is gonna kick me out for sure.

Emily: LeRouge is your grandfather?

Clayton: Well, more like my great-great-great-grandfather. But, family is family.

Toddster: Wow, your Thanksgiving must be really weird.

Clayton: Not really, just lonely. Yeah. I'm the last LeRouge left.

Toddster: Who could you possibly talk to on the phone? Captain Hook?

Clayton: No. It's for emergencies. Stuff. Pizza deliveries.