Tina Vitale Quotes in Broadway Danny Rose (1984)

Danny Rose: My rabbi, Rabbi Perlstein, used to say we're all guilty in the eyes of God.

Tina Vitale: Do you believe in God?

Danny Rose: No, no. But I'm guilty over it.

Tina Vitale: They shot him in the eyes.

Danny Rose: Oh my God, he's blind?

Tina Vitale: He's dead...

Danny Rose: Of course, the bullets would go right through...

Tina Vitale: [lost in New Jersey] Hey, wait a minute! I know where we are. These are the flatlands. My husband's friends used to dump bodies here.

Danny Rose: Great. I'm sure you can show me all the points of cultural interest.

Tina Vitale: I like it when he takes the microphone off the stand and sort of throws the microphone from hand to hand.

Danny Rose: That's my gesture. I gave him that.

Tina Vitale: Years ago he took the microphone off the stand.

Danny Rose: But he didn't throw it from hand to hand. I used to do that in nightclub acts.

Tina Vitale: So you taught him to throw the microphone from hand to hand...

Danny Rose: I taught him everything he knows.

Danny Rose: [asks about her ex-husband] What'd you do, you divorced him, or got a separation, or what?

Tina Vitale: Nah, some guy shot him in the eyes.

Danny Rose: Really? He's blind?

Tina Vitale: Dead.

Danny Rose: Dead. Of course, 'cause the bullets go right through.

Tina Vitale: I don't want to over-wriggle...

Tina Vitale: He had it comin'.