The Shark Quotes in A Fish Tale (2000)

Joe: [to the crab and Shark] Useless! The pair of you! You're not fit for sushi! I sentence you to execution!

The Shark: Uhh... what's that?

Joe: Shark! Chew up that useless crab and eat yourself when you've finished!

The Shark: [about to eat the crab] Yeh... uh... well...

[turns angrily to Joe]

Joe: [realizing his mistake] Uh... I mean, um, no no, uh, that won't do, ah, my mistake. Nobody has to execute themselves in a civilized society.

[spotting another fish]

Joe: You!

Seabass: Ah, who? Me?

Joe: Yes, you! Because of your long and loyal service to me, I hereby appoint you chief executioner.

Seabass: Ah! Ohh, thank you, sir. Ah, thank you, sir! Thank you, thank you, thank y -

[Shark devours him]

Joe: Uh, on the other fin, we could just call it water under the bridge. A great leader is distinguished by his ability to forgive. Shark, I hereby appoint you offensive commander!

The Shark: [calls the other fish to order] Atten-tion! Go and get those three infuriating fish and bring them to me *now*!

The Shark: [after swimming through the potion, the two transform and gain the ability to speak] What happened?

[realizing he can talk]

The Shark: Whoa! What's that sound?

Joe: [stammering before realizing he can also talk] Mmm. I believe we have acquired the power of speech, my voracious friend.

The Shark: Uh...

Joe: [slurping up potion] I can talk. I can think.

[bottling potion]

Joe: Mmm, what a delicious beverage. Can you feel the power? Can you... taste it?

The Shark: Taste it?

[spotting a fish, which he eats]

The Shark: Ah! Food!

[belching in Joe's face]

The Shark: Oi! Clean my teeth! There's stuff in the cracks.

Joe: Henceforth, oral hygiene is no longer my department.

The Shark: What?

Joe: [flatly] I don't clean anymore. Try dental floss. From now on, I call the shots. Where there's brain power, I can have fame, fortune, servants.