The Actor Quotes in Sex Is Comedy (2002)

The Actor: You're in good spirits.

Jeanne: Yes, I am. I think life is hilarious.

The Actor: [First lines] Ladies and Gentlemen, I regret we must now - briefly - speak of hell. Hell is like a cone. At the bottom, the sinners whose torments are nearly over. Above the other hells, nearest the earth, our own inferno devised by the keenest brains and worst prigs in Christendom. This inverted parish is in charge of a Satan who has gradually become more and more human - ever recreated, ever renewed. I was about to say spiritualized. Here our comedy begins.

The Actor: Satan has a sore eye. It may be a sty. Either he has been in a draft - which is unthinkable in hell - or something alarming has happened on earth.

The Actor: The marquis's perversions sent voluptuous shudders right up into the archangels' wings and down into the tiniest corners of hell.

The Actor: Some people think God is dead or has never existed, heaven empty and eternity out of reach. They say evil functions as coldly as other natural laws and good is one of mankind's most inexplicable perversions.