Dig McCaffrey Quotes in Say It Isn't So (2001)

Dig McCaffrey: Listen. I would've sprung you sooner, but after I ate all that weed, it took me two days just to pass the stems.

Dig McCaffrey: Jack Mitchelson got millions from his daddy. He's what we call a multi-millionaire. And in my experience, women like dead presidents more than broke boyfriends. No romance without finance, daddy.

Dig McCaffrey: Well, ship my ass to big Red China. They want the white boy.

Dig McCaffrey: Now, be a friend and fetch my getaway sticks, daddy.

Gilbert Noble: Your what?

Dig McCaffrey: My legs, captain. My legs.

Gilbert Noble: Oh, shit.

Dig McCaffrey: Less feces, more fetchin'. Get over here and get it, boy.

Gilbert Noble: I'm sorry. I never hit anyone before.

Dig McCaffrey: Well, I'm glad I was your first. Hope I was gentle.