Terry Wolfmeyer Quotes in The Upside of Anger (2005)

Terry Wolfmeyer: [of her broken heart] It's not the kind of thing that ever heals.

Denny Davies: Yeah, it does. It heals. It just heals funny. You know, you more or less walk... with a limp.

Terry Wolfmeyer: Your father is a small man. A *very* small man!

Hadley Wolfmeyer: I hope you're not referring to his genitals because that would just be gross.

Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer: Aww, dude, I was about to eat a string bean!

Hadley Wolfmeyer: There's something you all should know.

Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer: You're pregnant and you're getting married.

Hadley Wolfmeyer: How did you know that? Who told you that?

Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer: I guessed? Really? I guessed that? I was right?

Terry Wolfmeyer: No, you've got to be kidding me.

Hadley Wolfmeyer: No, I'm... I'm not. I'm getting married.

Terry Wolfmeyer: This is how I find out? Through Popeye? A 15-year-old?

Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer: Don't be condescending...

Terry Wolfmeyer: Close it! You are a child. What do *you* know?

Andy Wolfmeyer: Oh, that old chestnut.

Terry Wolfmeyer: You close it as well, please. Do his parents know?

Hadley Wolfmeyer: Yes, they're ecstatic.

Terry Wolfmeyer: Oh, how long have they been ecstatic?

Hadley Wolfmeyer: You know what? Can we just go to the lunch, please?

Terry Wolfmeyer: [shouting] How long have they been ecstatic, damn you, Hadley?

[everyone around them looks at them]

Andy Wolfmeyer: Be nice!

Terry Wolfmeyer: That's not in my nature.

Terry Wolfmeyer: [Shep is dating Terry's daughter] The whole thing just infuriates me.

David Junior: That's probably half the attraction.

[Everyone stares at him, shocked]

David Junior: What?

Hadley Wolfmeyer: [sternly] You know what. Not another word.

[pause, then Denny cracks up laughing]

Emily Wolfmeyer: Do you have any idea what a fucking idiot you sound like sometimes?

Terry Wolfmeyer: I love how you worry about how the letter you wrote to the parent that deserted you is to mean, but to the one who's still here in the fight, you have no trouble saying the most vile things. Isn't that a tad odd? Please finish setting the table.

Terry Wolfmeyer: [answering phone] Hello?

Denny Davies: What, what are you doing?

Terry Wolfmeyer: Oh, making the girls' lunches.

Denny Davies: Good for you.

Terry Wolfmeyer: Yeah, what the hell. I'm going after the Mother-of-the-year award.

Terry Wolfmeyer: This was like Halley's Comet; it's not coming around again in 57 years.