Gorden Reiner Quotes in The Upside of Anger (2005)

Gorden Reiner: [Popeye kisses Gordon] I'm gay.

Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer: What?

[laughs]

Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer: No you're not.

[pause]

Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer: Are you just saying that cause you don't wanna kiss me?

Gorden Reiner: I like men.

Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer: I don't believe you. I think you're lying.

[pause]

Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer: Have you ever had gay sex? What about sex with a woman? Just have sex with me and if you don't like it, then you can be gay.

Gorden Reiner: That's really nice of you.

[Walks out]