Andy Wolfmeyer Quotes in The Upside of Anger (2005)

Hadley Wolfmeyer: There's something you all should know.

Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer: You're pregnant and you're getting married.

Hadley Wolfmeyer: How did you know that? Who told you that?

Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer: I guessed? Really? I guessed that? I was right?

Terry Wolfmeyer: No, you've got to be kidding me.

Hadley Wolfmeyer: No, I'm... I'm not. I'm getting married.

Terry Wolfmeyer: This is how I find out? Through Popeye? A 15-year-old?

Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer: Don't be condescending...

Terry Wolfmeyer: Close it! You are a child. What do *you* know?

Andy Wolfmeyer: Oh, that old chestnut.

Terry Wolfmeyer: You close it as well, please. Do his parents know?

Hadley Wolfmeyer: Yes, they're ecstatic.

Terry Wolfmeyer: Oh, how long have they been ecstatic?

Hadley Wolfmeyer: You know what? Can we just go to the lunch, please?

Terry Wolfmeyer: [shouting] How long have they been ecstatic, damn you, Hadley?

[everyone around them looks at them]

Andy Wolfmeyer: Be nice!

Terry Wolfmeyer: That's not in my nature.

Hadley Wolfmeyer: [the dog is eating the chicken prepared for dinner] Buddy, Goddamn You! Out!

Emily Wolfmeyer: What's the big deal? He wasn't licking it more than three seconds.

Hadley Wolfmeyer: The three second thing is for floors, not dog's mouths. He spends all day licking other dogs' asses. Uhn. Let's just call for takeout.

Emily Wolfmeyer: It's fine. You guys, it's good chicken. It's fine.

Andy Wolfmeyer: Like you'd eat it.

[waiting for her to try a piece]

Emily Wolfmeyer: [Emily tastes a piece of chicken] It's fine.

Hadley Wolfmeyer: You know the Zilwaukees' Great Dane, "Mo'fo?" You're licking his asshole right now.

[Andy cracks up Laughing]