Tenoch Quotes in Y Tu Mamá También (2001)
Tenoch Quotes:
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Luisa: You have to make the clitoris your best friend.
Tenoch: What kind of friend is always hiding?
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Tenoch: Did she blow you?
Julio Zapata: [looks away] Of course not man!
Tenoch: [angrily] Look me in the eyes asshole! Did she blow you?
Julio Zapata: No.
Tenoch: Did you blow her? You fucking pig!
Julio Zapata: Of course not, c'mon!
Tenoch: Did she come?
Julio Zapata: How could I know? It happened really fast, maybe she didn't.
Tenoch: Did she like it?
Julio Zapata: I don't know.
Tenoch: Did you like it, asshole?
Julio Zapata: No dude! No! I really felt like shit, I mean it!
[beat]
Julio Zapata: I wanted to tell you.
Tenoch: [shouts] Fuck you asshole! You fucked up our friendship, you fucked up my trust, you fucked my girl! You fucked up! Even when I brought from Lake Tahoe your fucking comics and the fucking dress for Ana, that whore!
Julio Zapata: Tenoch, I'm sorry man, it was an accident, really.
Tenoch: An accident?
[angrily]
Tenoch: You poke some girl's eye by accident, asshole! You don't fuck her! You don't fuck her!
Julio Zapata: [shyly] Right... right.
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Julio Zapata: [walking out of the shower naked] You're full of shit, man.
Tenoch: [laughing] I maybe full of shit... but, you've got one ugly dick. It looks like a deflated balloon.
Julio Zapata: Well, come and blow it up for me, asshole!
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Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca: I didn't know you want to be a writer. What are you going to write about, "fine boys"?
Tenoch: No, about faggots like you.
Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca: Well, let me tell you that there is a big difference between writing highschool tales and producing actual literature.
Tenoch: When do you begin?
Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca: Have you read my book already?
Tenoch: I read the critics.
Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca: Critics are a bunch of assholes
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Tenoch: [after Tenoch discovers that Ana has cheated on him with Julio] How many times did you fuck her?
Julio Zapata: Only once, we were really shitfaced
Tenoch: When did you guys do it?
Julio Zapata: I don't know
Tenoch: When? Tell me when!
Julio Zapata: When you went to Lake Tahoe
Tenoch: Where did you do it?
Julio Zapata: I think it was in a party
Tenoch: What party asshole?
Julio Zapata: I think it was the one with the Fruit Loop
Tenoch: The place where Saba popped her cherry?
Julio Zapata: [laughs] I think so!
Tenoch: [angrily] What are you laughing at asshole? Don't laugh fucker!
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Julio Zapata: Traveling is really cool
Tenoch: Yeah, but with mushrooms! You've never stepped into a single plane
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Diego 'Saba' Madero: [giving Tenoch directions with the aid of a map] So you go this way, and then you take this road, and you...
Tenoch: Saba, screw off, that's a river!
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Tenoch: Me too
Luisa: You too what Tenoch?
Tenoch: Julio! Me too faggot!
Julio Zapata: You too what?
Tenoch: I fucked Ceci, your girlfriend!
Luisa: What?
Julio Zapata: That's not true! When?
Tenoch: After the Plastilina concert
Julio Zapata: Fuck! That's why you took me home first, right? Where!
Tenoch: In my house
Julio Zapata: In your house asshole!
Tenoch: She was wearing the panties with flowers on them!
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Tenoch: Who fucks better between us? The truth!
Luisa: Despite the fiasco, you each have your own charms. Both have to quit whacking off and work up your resistance... Both of you, stop whacking off
[She turns to the waiter]
Luisa: These boys don't know how to go down on a girl. You were slurping like this was a lollipop. You have to be gentle. You have to make the clitoris your best friend... Search and you shall find. The greatest pleasure is giving pleasure.
Tenoch: Hail to the clit!
Julio Zapata: Hail to the clit!
Luisa: Hail to the clit!
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Tenoch: I fucked Ceci a few times
Julio Zapata: No big deal. I poked Ana a bunch of times.
Tenoch: So we're milk brothers!
[Luisa toast]
Luisa: To your girlfriends who are having 10 Italians at a time!
Julio Zapata: And your mother, too! You know?... Honestly, the day she cleaned my aura
[two boys raised their shot glasses]
Tenoch: Luisa! To all mothers!
Julio Zapata: Luisa! To all mothers!
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Tenoch: How many times did you fuck her?
Julio Zapata: Once, we were really wasted
Tenoch: When did you do it
Julio Zapata: I don't know
Tenoch: Tell me when!
Julio Zapata: When you went to Lake Tahoe
Tenoch: Where was Cecilia?
Julio Zapata: She was sick
Tenoch: Where did you two did it?
Julio Zapata: I don't know
Tenoch: What do you mean you don't know asshole?
Julio Zapata: I think it was in a party
Tenoch: What party asshole?
Julio Zapata: I think it was at Fruit Loop's place
Tenoch: Where Saba popped her cherry?
Julio Zapata: [laughs] I think so!
Tenoch: [angrily] What are you laughing at fucker? Don't laugh faggot!
-- Tenoch
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