Teen Quotes in Black Sheep (1996)

Mike: [dressed as security guard] Please move away from this vector and get into another coordinate pronto. There's no access for you in this quadrant.

Teen: Man, why don't you goose-step on down to the women and children over there and give them your little power trip, because they may be impressed by it, asshole!

Mike: Young man, I'm gonna twist off your head and spike it onto the floors of a nightmare you can't even imagine! I will dance with you inside the six-sided ring of fire, unless you move from this area, far and fast, NOW!

Officer Dean: You guys probably think I'm a real butthead. Listen, you think I didn't want to drink a bunch of beer and piss in somebody's pool when I was your age? Hell, they used to call me "Quick Dick" Dean.

Teen: More like "Limp Dick."

Mason: [to Teen] You stupid fucker!

[laughs and looks ahead to a girl]

Mason: Oh, sweetie, back that ass up.

Teen: [walks up to the girl] I'd like to see how that thong looks on my bedroom floor.

Tracy: [turns around] Too bad you'll never know.

Teen: [while walking up to the girl] I'd like to see that thong on my bedroom floor.

Mason: Tracy?

Tracy: [glances over and sees Mason; Mason looks down and sees Tracy's bellybutton ring] Aw, shit. Fuck it.

[starts to walk away]

Teen: [grabs the Cokes and stops her] Hey Tracy. Here's your Cokes.

Teen: Didn't have to with your fine ass.

Tracy: Fuck you.

[walks off]

John Trent: Like the book?

Teen: I love it.

John Trent: Good. Then this shouldn't come as a surprise.