Cmndt. Mauser Quotes in Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986)
Cmndt. Mauser Quotes:
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Lieutenant Debbie Callahan: Why beat around the bush, Mauser? Just get down on your knees and kiss his ass.
Cmndt. Mauser: I don't need any tactical advice from *you*, Callahan.
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[Capt. Proctor accompanies Cmndt. Mauser as he observes new cadets in a line-up]
Cmndt. Mauser: ...good tall, good strong. And who might you be?
Cadet Nogata: Atochigowa Noagata, of Tochigowa, Nogatas. And is this your lovely wife?
Cmndt. Mauser: Proctor.
Capt. Proctor: Yes sir.
Cmndt. Mauser: What's the story here with Fun Manchu?
Capt. Proctor: Fu Manchu? I don't have a Fu Manchu.
Cmndt. Mauser: I'm talking about the stir-fried shrimp from outta' town.
Capt. Proctor: Oh, he's part of an international exchange programme - here to study our methods.
Cmndt. Mauser: I'm not teaching our cadets how to use a wok.
Capt. Proctor: Nyuuuugh.
Cmndt. Mauser: Ship him off to Lassard's academy, he'll fit in perfectly over there. They could use a good sushi chef. No offense, huh?
Cadet Nogata: Arigatoo, thank you.
Cmndt. Mauser: Kiss my what?
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