Steven Mills Quotes in My Stepmother Is an Alien (1988)

Celeste Martin: [after changing to new dress in Dr. Mills' car] Is this acceptable?

Steven Mills: Is the drool apparent?

Steven Mills: Would you mind if I kissed you?

Celeste Martin: Does it hurt?

Steven Mills: Not the way I do it.

Steven Mills: I think... I think...

Celeste Martin: What?

Steven Mills: Would I scare you... if I told you I love you?

Celeste Martin: Not unless you hit me at the same time.

Steven Mills: I'm serious.

Celeste Martin: So am I!

Steven Mills: If you want my secrets, you'll eat my sandwich!

[after a long & strange make out, both somewhat out of breath]

Steven Mills: I've never felt anything like that before.

Celeste Martin: Do I now have to eat the chocolate from Pennsylvania?

Steven Mills: [laughs; looks slightly confused] What?