Blanca Quotes in Soul Plane (2004)

Blanca: [in Spanish, to Muggsy] I'll bet you have the tiniest penis.

Blanca: [after catching Method Man staring at her chest] Ain't no drink down there.

Muggsy: The hell there ain't.

[With her accent, Richard sounds like retard]

Blanca: What's a matter, Retard?

Dick Harper: Call me Dick.

Blanca: Do you always bring your pregnant sister on dates?

Jake: Just when I want to guarantee I won't get laid.

Jake: I'm Jake.

Blanca: Blanca.

Jake: Blanca? But you're not white.

Blanca: You know what, I love your eye shadow.

Justine: Thanks!

Blanca: It's gorgeous.

Justine: Oh, thank you. I love your hair. It's incredible.

Blanca: Oh my god, thank you! I love your highlights.

Justine: I did these myself!

Blanca: Really?

Justine: Yeah, L'Oréal.

Jake: This coat's from Old Navy.