Stella Winston Quotes in Maid to Order (1987)

Stella Winston: You're a spoiled, silly, boring, insignificant little twit.

Jessie Montgomery: Hey! Who are you calling boring?

Jessie Montgomery: Hey, I bruise easily, okay!

Stella Winston: You're a real peach, aren't ya?

Jessie Montgomery: You're a witch!

Stella Winston: I'm perfectly harmless!

Jessie Montgomery: That's what they said about asbestos!

Stella Winston: [at the door of Jessie's jail cell] Rise and shine, doll.

Jessie Montgomery: Who are you?

Stella Winston: I'm your fairy godmother.

Jessie Montgomery: The nightmare continues...!

Jessie Montgomery: Some fairy godmother you are! I thought you guys were supposed to turn maids into princesses, and shit like that.

Stella Winston: Some maids deserve to be princesses. Some princesses deserve to be maids.