Charles Montgomery Quotes in Maid to Order (1987)
Charles Montgomery Quotes:
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Jessie Montgomery: But, Dad, please! I'm zeroed out.
Charles Montgomery: I gave you $200.00.
Jessie Montgomery: Well, it's ancient history!
Charles Montgomery: I believe it was lunch time.
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Charles Montgomery: I never thought I'd hear myself say something like this, Woodrow.
[Looks up at the stars]
Charles Montgomery: I wish I'd never had a daughter.
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Charles Montgomery: [after discovering her receipt] ... $908 for a one-night bar tab?
Jessie Montgomery: I can explain.
Charles Montgomery: ...All right, go ahead.
Jessie Montgomery: Daddy, there were these homeless people - a dozen of them - I took them dancing, and...
Charles Montgomery: [shakes his head, clearly not believing a word] Why me...? I thought, if I gave you everything you wanted, it might make up for your mother's death... I succeeded only in spoiling you, like a month-old yeast.
Jessie Montgomery: Daddy - Is it true Aunt Mildred's a lesbian?
Charles Montgomery: [lets out a deep breath] You are *completely* lacking in character.
Jessie Montgomery: I know it. I'm sorry.
Charles Montgomery: No, you're not.
Jessie Montgomery: No, seriously, I am... Come on, Daddy-waddy-kins... let's kiss and make up, like we used to...
Charles Montgomery: That isn't going to do you any good, Jess. You've got to make something of yourself; you're not a kid anymore... I'm very disappointed in you.
Jessie Montgomery: Join the club, Pops.
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