Station Attendant Quotes in The Harry Hill Movie (2013)

Harry Hill: I'm sorry, but we don't actually have our car with us.

Station Attendant: What? You made us sing that big song just for nothing? Time wasters!

Station Attendant: Took the header plugs off, eh? Expectin' some action?

John Milner: Yeah, I think so. There's some punk lookin' for me.

Station Attendant: Why the hell do they bother? You've been number one as long as I can remember.

John Milner: Yeah. Been a long time, ain't it? I'll see ya.

Lightfoot: Howdy. How's business?

Station Attendant: In this business, you're always one step away from bankruptcy. Funny money, credit, speculation... Somewhere in this country's a little ol' lady with $79.25. The five cents is a buffalo nickel... If she cashes in her investment, whole thing'll collapse. General Motors, the Pentagon, the two-party system and the whole shebang... We're all running downhill. Gotta' keep running faster or we'll fall down.

Station Attendant: Sonny boy, I make it a practice never to interfere with folks when they're bound and determined to get someplace. Cause no matter what I say, they're bound to get there, and they're bound to get what they went there for. May not make much sense to you; makes sense to me.