Nan Quotes in The Harry Hill Movie (2013)

Nan: But then, 'Jesus' spelt backwards is 'Susej'

Nan: I've already told you I don't like fish-face.

Nan: You're an evil twin.

Otto: I know. Haha!

Harry Hill: So he was brought up by Alsatians?

Nan: Oh yes. It is a lot more common than you'd think.

Harry Hill: Well it's not ideal is it?

Otto: Do you even know what it's like having to lick your own bum just to fit in?

Harry Hill: Erm... Once...

Nan: [Looking shocked]

Harry Hill: Once...

Nan: Must check the bed sheets for curlies.

Nan: Fucking sniper wouldn't take you out.

Burt: Wanna have a little sex?

Nan: You know, I've never hung up on anyone in my life. Because what if the next thing they said solved everything? But I feel I must end this conversation.

Burt: That's "no"? Hello...?

[Cain returns back to Nan who was waiting for Carter]

Nan: You know, Dr. Nix, I should be going out with older guys. I'll tell you somethin'. For a man your age, you're uh, you're still pretty cute.

Cain: [Cain lowers his head closer down to Nan's face] It's not the mileage, honey. It's the make.

Nan: Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped.

Nan: I don't get it, we grew up in the same house. You land Johnny Rocket Boy, I keep getting different versions of Throws-Up-on-Himself Elmo.

Chaz: [stands close to Nan and coughs exaggeratedly] Hi, what're you reading?

Nan: Milton's Paradise Lost, for Professor Russo's course in English epic. You know, it's a shame; it's a dying form.

Chaz: Dying...

Nan: Not too many people read it nowadays, even in college.

Chaz: [feigning interest] Really?

Nan: What about you?

Chaz: Oh, uh, Treasure Island - the history of pornography in America.

Nan: Another red head. Harriet one. Valerie two. Now, there's three. That means trouble.

Nan: I saw a spider this morning. That's lucky!

Nan: I want to write erotic french graphic novels for girls, strictly softcore, it's really quite feminist.

Adam Murphy: I don't think you're using that word correctly.

Nan: We teach young girls how to masturbate properly. Pleasure themselves for a change and they are less likely to go out there and get suckered into possibly maybe contracting VD from winners like you. Boom, feminism!

Nan: It's alcohol! That's gotten you kicked out of a dozen colleges.

Tommy: It's got a kick, all right.