Harry Hill Quotes in The Harry Hill Movie (2013)

Harry Hill: Nan, how many times? No stripper-grams on a week-night!

Harry Hill: I'll never have to eat another BBQ and Beef hula-hoop again!

Harry Hill: I'm sorry, but we don't actually have our car with us.

Station Attendant: What? You made us sing that big song just for nothing? Time wasters!

Harry Hill: I'm sorry, but that seat's taken- by the most beautiful girl in the world.

Harry Hill: So he was brought up by Alsatians?

Nan: Oh yes. It is a lot more common than you'd think.

Harry Hill: Well it's not ideal is it?

Harry Hill: It's getting a bit 'Les Misèrables' now!

Conch: You know Harry, maybe there is something in this inter-species love. I give you permission to marry my daughter.

Harry Hill: Marry? Who said anything about marriage? Maybe we could cohabit first?

Otto: Do you even know what it's like having to lick your own bum just to fit in?

Harry Hill: Erm... Once...

Nan: [Looking shocked]

Harry Hill: Once...