Spoons Quotes in Rango (2011)

Elgin: That ain't nothin'. I coughed up an entire tribe of pygmies. They started lookin' at me weird.

Furgus: I remember them! They was quite friendly!

Spoons: I found a human spinal column in my fecal matter once...

[Awkward silence]

Sergeant Turley: You might wanna get that looked at.

Spoons: [after Rango forms a small posse to find the band of robbers] What do we do now, sheriff?

Rango: Now, we ride!

[cut to them all riding across the desert on roadrunners, excited and energized]

Spoons: [to Rango] Where are we going?

[they have no leads on where the robbers might be]

Rango: What?

Spoons: Where are we going?

[cut to them all walking back into town, embarrassed]

Weevil: Excuse me but is there something you're not telling us?

Prison Officer Ian Goslet: Leo Rook.

Weevil: What about him?

[flashback of Leo chained up on the cell of the ship]

Dr. Kirsty McCloud: He was on the boat tonight.

[Weevil gasps in horror]

Richard Spader: Why didn't you tell us?

Chief Prison Officer O'Neil: No one has to tell you anything Spader"

Dr. Kirsty McCloud: I'm the prison psychologist, I'm writing a book on him.

Spoons: Well, two words would sum him up; sick fuck.

Weevil: I guess she wanted to be famous.

Spoons: Well you can hardly write from beyond the fucking grave.