Spoons Quotes in Rango (2011)
Elgin: That ain't nothin'. I coughed up an entire tribe of pygmies. They started lookin' at me weird.
Furgus: I remember them! They was quite friendly!
Spoons: I found a human spinal column in my fecal matter once...
Sergeant Turley: You might wanna get that looked at.
Spoons: [after Rango forms a small posse to find the band of robbers] What do we do now, sheriff?
Rango: Now, we ride!
[cut to them all riding across the desert on roadrunners, excited and energized]
Spoons: [to Rango] Where are we going?
[they have no leads on where the robbers might be]
Spoons: Where are we going?
[cut to them all walking back into town, embarrassed]
Weevil: Excuse me but is there something you're not telling us?
Prison Officer Ian Goslet: Leo Rook.
Weevil: What about him?
[flashback of Leo chained up on the cell of the ship]
Dr. Kirsty McCloud: He was on the boat tonight.
[Weevil gasps in horror]
Richard Spader: Why didn't you tell us?
Chief Prison Officer O'Neil: No one has to tell you anything Spader"
Dr. Kirsty McCloud: I'm the prison psychologist, I'm writing a book on him.
Spoons: Well, two words would sum him up; sick fuck.
Weevil: I guess she wanted to be famous.
Spoons: Well you can hardly write from beyond the fucking grave.
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