Sergeant Turley Quotes in Rango (2011)

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Sergeant Turley Quotes:

  • Elgin: That ain't nothin'. I coughed up an entire tribe of pygmies. They started lookin' at me weird.

    Furgus: I remember them! They was quite friendly!

    Spoons: I found a human spinal column in my fecal matter once...

    [Awkward silence]

    Sergeant Turley: You might wanna get that looked at.

  • Rango: [an arrow is sticking through Turley's head, entering in his right eye and coming out the left-rear side of his head; Rango looks disgusted] Whoa! Ehh... are you sure you're fit for duty there, soldier?

    Sergeant Turley: [oblivious] What?

    Rango: Uh, well, you've got a little somethin' in your... eye, there.

    Sergeant Turley: [indicates his left eye, seemingly oblivious] Oh, that! That there's conjunctivitis, sir. It's hereditary.

    Rango: [going along as not to hurt Turley's feelings] Oh! Well... um... glad to hear it's not contagious.

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