Elgin Quotes in Rango (2011)

Elgin: That ain't nothin'. I coughed up an entire tribe of pygmies. They started lookin' at me weird.

Furgus: I remember them! They was quite friendly!

Spoons: I found a human spinal column in my fecal matter once...

[Awkward silence]

Sergeant Turley: You might wanna get that looked at.

Elgin: Well, tell her she better stay away from David!

Liyah: I'm gonna see him!

Elgin: Do it and see what I do to him.

Liyah: [walks away, but stops and turns around] Wait. You know what? You win, OK? So I won't see him. You happy?

Elgin: For sure.

Liyah: I hate you!

[storms out of the room]

Grandma: [stands up] Liyah, baby!

[turns to Elgin]

Grandma: Sit your ass down! You leave that girl alone. I'm not telling you you can't protect your sister. But if she's making a mistake, you've got to let her make it so she can learn from it. Do you understand?

[no response]

Grandma: I asked you a question. Elgin Barret Eugene Smith III! Do you hear me?

Elgin: Yes, ma'am.

Elgin: Liyah go home and stop acting like a ho!