Sig Poliakoff Quotes in Some Like It Hot (1959)

[at the booking office, trying to be hired]

Joe: What kind of a band is this, anyway?

Sig Poliakoff: You gotta be under twenty-five.

Jerry: We could pass for that.

Sig Poliakoff: You gotta be blonde.

Jerry: We could dye our hair.

Sig Poliakoff: And you gotta be girls.

Jerry: We could...

Joe: No, we couldn't!

Sig Poliakoff: You're the wrong shape. Goodbye!

Joe: What are you looking for - hunchbacks or something?

Sig Poliakoff: It's not the backs that worry me.