Spats Colombo Quotes in Some Like It Hot (1959)

Joe: We won't breathe a word!

Spats Colombo: You won't breathe nothin' - not even air.

Spats Colombo: [when his speakeasy is raided] What's the rap this time?

Mulligan: Embalming people with coffee - 86 proof.

Spats Colombo: [to coin-flipping wise guy] Where did you pick up that cheap trick?

Spats Colombo: Hello, copper. What brings you to Miami?

Mulligan: Heard you "opera lovers" were having a convention, so I thought I'd better be around in case anybody decided to sing.

Mulligan: You shave with your spats on?

Spats Colombo: I sleep with my spats on.

Mulligan: Alright Spats, services are over, lets go

Spats Colombo: Go where?

Mulligan: A little country club we run for retired bootleggers. I'm puttin your name up for membership

Spats Colombo: I dont join nothin'

Mulligan: Ahh... you'll like it there, I'll get the prison tailor to fit you with a pair of special spats - striped!

Spats Colombo: Big joke!