Sergeant Webster Quotes in Heartbreak Ridge (1986)


Sergeant Webster Quotes:

  • Sergeant Webster: Major Powers and I are building an e-lite company of fighting men.

    Highway: The only thing you could build, Webster... is a good case of hemorrhoids.

  • Sergeant Webster: Highway, I heard you was back.

    Highway: Webster.

    Sergeant Webster: These retards couldn't fight their way out of a shit house.

    Highway: That where you been keeping yourself lately?

    Highway: Major Powers and me are building an elite company of fightin' men.

    Highway: Webster, the only thing you could build is a good case of hemmorhoids.

    [taps Fragatti on the head]

    Lance Corporal Fragatti: What? What?

    Highway: Well, you're blowing away all of your ammunition, Fag-eddy. Miss I ain't America's gonna make Swiss cheese out of you.

    Lance Corporal Fragatti: It's not my fuckin' fault, man. The fuckin' weapon's fuckin' fucked up.

    Highway: [takes rifle and fires at target] There's nothing wrong with that rifle. Keep it tight.

    [moves down to Jones]

    Highway: You wake up this morning with a piss pot on your head?

    Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Uh, no, Gunny, I wore this in your honor.

    Highway: Is that right?

    Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Yeah, you know, Sands of Iwo Jima, Pork Chop Hill, Kason, all that old antique shit. Sort of a tribute to an aging veteran close to retirement such as yourself.

    Highway: Well, I'm touched.

    Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Yeah, you know, sort of a recon way of saying welcome and ineveitably, goodbye.

    Highway: And the kevlar helmet you were issued, that didn't by chance find it's way into one of the local pawn shops in town now did it?

    Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Hey, hey, yo, that's a serious implication, Gunny. You know, we're financially responsible for these bad boys.

    Highway: That's right, you are, that's why I want to see kevlar on your head by 1900 hours or you won't have a head to put it on.

    Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Yes, sir, Gunny Highway Sergeant, sir!

    Profile: Hey, Gunny. My weapon's jammed!

    [stands and the rifle goes off]

    Sergeant Webster: [as the platoon is marching back] Major Powers' gonna teach you how to discipline your men.

    Highway: Webster, if Powers ever comes to a sudden stop your face is gonna go half way up his ass.

    Lance Corporal Fragatti: Profile's never gonna make it back to the barracks.

    Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Powers is cold blooded, man.

    Highway: [after Profile falls] Come on, Profile. You can make it. Don't give the prick the satisfaction.

  • Sergeant Webster: This gonna go hard on all y'all if you don't cooperate.

    Lance Corporal Fragatti: We ain't got nothing to say to you, Webster.

    Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Why don't you go on back to that faggot first platoon and

    [imitating Highway]

    Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Don't go away angry. Just... just go away. You've been told.

  • Highway: You're dead, marine. You just stepped on four booby traps that blew your legs off and we'll have to send out a search party for your testicles. Now, where the hell's your backup?

    Lance Corporal Fragatti: Profile.

    Highway: What the fuck good you doin' back there? Without any cover fire, I get my ass blown off! While you guys are sittin' there pumpin' the neighbor's dog, we'll get every swinging dick in this platoon killed!

    Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Hey, chill out, man. That's what we're here for.

    Highway: Say, what?

    Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: We're here for that, man. We've ambushed Major Powers three times, and always right here. We know what we're doing.

    Highway: Well, shit-for-brains, who says we're gonna ambush Major Powers right here?

    Corporal 'Stitch' Jones: Hey, didn't you hear Lieutenant Ring? Major Powers wants us to die in a loud, grotesque, military manner.

    Highway: I don't give a fuck about Major Powers. My job is to keep you men alive, now let's move on.

    [1st Platoon is approaching the ambush site]

    Maj. Malcolm A. Powers: We'll come to the ambush site over the next hill.

    Sergeant Webster: Roger that.

    Choozoo: Sure does help knowing when and where you're gonna be hit, sir.

    [Recon watching 1st Platoon pass through a valley]

    Highway: Easy. Give them a few more yards and we'll nail the coffin shut. Now.

    [Recon begins firing]

    Maj. Malcolm A. Powers: [Reacting to his MILES gear going off] You're in the wrong ambush site! Cease fire! You're in the wrong ambush site!

    [Sees Highway grinning at him]

    Maj. Malcolm A. Powers: Sergeant Major, turn this damn thing off.

    Choozoo: Makes a hell of a racket, doesn't it, sir?

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