Seamus Quotes in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)

Seamus: I'd recognize that arse anywhere, you piece of shite.

Seamus: I've never wanted you more.

Dylan Sanders: Always wanting what you can't have.

Dylan Sanders: You don't know me any more.

Seamus: I'm the only one here who knows you Helen.

Butch: Team, huddle up.

Diggs: It's go time.

Catherine: Save the dogs, save the world.

Butch: First thing to do, get on top of that ride.

Seamus: Yes! Wait is there a height requirement for this ride?

Seamus: This is a story, 3 species putting aside differences to solve a mystery.

Diggs: Alright team, we got work to do.

Butch: You're not going anywhere.

Diggs: What? Why not?

Butch: Because you don't have your new collar... Agent.

Seamus: Go ahead with you bad self, Bling!

Lou: You guys ready to do this?

Catherine: Work with a bunch of dogs again? How could I say no.

Seamus: Absolutely! Wait we're talking about lunch right?

Diggs: Alright team, Lets go kick some tail.

Butch: Diggs, you ruined everything. first you let the pigeon carrier, then you almost drowned us in kitty-litter. And now you let the MacDougalls escape.

Diggs: Well I-I didn't blow up the ferry I mean that's something

Butch: I had it with you, you're un-trainable, I told Lou you didn't had what it takes to be a agent, and I was right.

Diggs: What are you saying?

Butch: I'm saying go home Diggs. You're off this team.

Seamus: Umm I don't want to be rude but, the bird's still all good right?

Butch: Come on Seamus we got work to do. What about you?

Catherine: I'll umm, I catch up with you, I need to check-in with MEOWS first.

Butch: Suit you're self.

Seamus: Good luck dong.

[Butch and Seamus walk away]

Diggs: You know, you don't have to pretend to check-in with MEOWS so you can just thank me for saving you're life.

Catherine: Err I do have to check-in with MEOWS.

Diggs: Oh err right

Catherine: But I'll um I also have to thank you for saving my life.

[Looks at Diggs's hurt paw]

Catherine: Hey you're hurt.

Diggs: Nah, I'm fine.

Catherine: Well too bad tough guy, you're coming with me to get patched up.

Diggs: Huh?

Diggs: What do these guys want from me? I can't work with a cat. I don't want to go back to the kennel either. Ever lived in a cage my friend.

Seamus: Huh, I wish, the little swing, sunflower seeds, that little mirror to hang with.

Diggs: Aw man, I wish I was back with my partner Shane, now that was a sweet setup.

Seamus: You know who has the sweetest setup? Cats! Hmm hmm hmm, Talking about pursuing, their pamping like running out there. There is this one house that my cousin Nicky used to work at for Kitty Galore, It was a feline paradise!

Diggs: House? What house? Butch! I think I know where to find Kitty!

Seamus: We're on an epic quest, through foreign lands, learning about each other, and little about ourselves.

Butch: Where could Kitty be hiding that satellite dish.

Catherine: It must be huge, you can't just hide something like that.

Diggs: Hey wait a second, that ride, it looks kinda like a.

Catherine: It sure does.

Butch: It's huge

Seamus: What? All I see is a giant satellite disk looking, ohhh.

Professor Moody: Alastor Moody. Ex-Auror, Ministry malcontent, and your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. I am here because Dumbledore asked me. End of story, goodbye, the end! Any questions? When it comes to the Dark Arts I believe in a practical approach. But first, which of you can tell me how many Unforgivable Curses there are?

Hermione: Three, sir.

Professor Moody: And they are so named?

Hermione: Because they are unforgivable. The use of any one of them will...

Professor Moody: Earn you a one-way ticket to Azkaban. Correct. The Ministry says you are too young to see what these curses do. I say different! You need to know what you're up against. You need to be prepared...

[as he turns to the blackboard again, Seamus ducks under his desk]

Professor Moody: You need to find another place to put your chewing gum besides the underside of your desk, Mr. Finnegan!

Seamus: [whispering] No way, the old codger can see out of the back of his head!

Professor Moody: [throws a piece of chalk at him] And hear across classrooms!

[Moody takes a drink from his flask]

Seamus: What do you suppose he's got there?

Harry: I don't know, but I don't think it's pumpkin juice.

Seamus: It's not like I *try* to blow things up, exactly, it just sorta happens. You gotta admit though, fire is fascinating.

Seamus: Blimey! That's one big woman.

[Redmond Barry sees a lone figure down the road, his back facing him]

Redmond Barry: Excuse me, sir!

[Man turns around aiming dual pistols at Barry]

Captain Feeny: Good morning again, young sir!

[a young man on horseback approaches and holds Barry up from behind with a pistol]

Captain Feeny: Don't even think about it. Get down off that horse. Raise your hands high above your head, please. Come forward... stop. How do you do? I'm Captain Feeny.

Redmond Barry: Captain Feeny?

Captain Feeny: Captain Feeny at your service.

Redmond Barry: THE Captain Feeny?

Captain Feeny: None other. May I introduce you to my son, Seamus.

Seamus: How do you do?

Redmond Barry: How do you do?

Captain Feeny: To whom have I the honor of speaking?

Redmond Barry: My name's Redmond Barry.

Captain Feeny: How do you do Mr. Barry? And now I'm afraid we must get on to the more regrettable stage of our brief acquaintance. Turn around, and keep your hands high above your head, please.

[Seamus frisks Barry and finds a pouch full of money]

Seamus: There must be 20 guineas in gold here, father!

Captain Feeny: Well, well, well. You seem to be a very well set up young gentleman, sir!

Redmond Barry: Captain Feeny, that's all the money my mother had in the world. Mightn't I be allowed to keep it? I'm just one step ahead of the law myself. I killed and English officer in a duel, and I'm on my way to Dublin until things cool down.

Captain Feeny: Mr. Barry, in my profession we hear many such stories. Yours is one of the most intriguing and touching I've heard in many weeks. Nevertheless, I'm afraid I cannot grant your request. But I'll tell you what I will do. I'll allow you to keep those fine pair of boots which in normal circumstances I would have for myself. The next town is only 5 miles away, and I suggest you now start walking.

Redmond Barry: Mightn't I be allowed to keep my horse?

Captain Feeny: I should like to oblige you, but with people like us, we must be able to travel faster than our clients. Good day, young sir.

[Barry soon is a few paces ahead of the robbers]

Captain Feeny: You can put down your hands now, Mr. Barry!

Seamus: [offering Taj liquor] I'm sorry I lumped you in the face, mate. Fancy a sneaky quick one?

Taj: No, no, no. I think you've given me enough sneaky quick ones for the day. Thank you, Seamus.

Abel: Let's begin. Todd Crenshaw, are you willing to renounce all loyalty to God and Jesus Christ?

Todd: Yeah man!

Abel: Do you swear allegiance to the prince of darkness?

Todd: I do.

Treena: It's 'I swear' Todd! Not I do!

Seamus: You're not getting married.

Seamus: [to Ginger about Reverend Gilbert] Scripture has twisted that man deadly. And you... you watch it. He's fixing on you.