Billie Jean Quotes in The Legend of Billie Jean (1985)

Boy: Did you rob that liquor store in Galveston?

Binx: Yep, that was us.

Billie Jean: We did not.

Guy: What about that school in Laredo? You burn it down?

Binx: No way, guy. We don't do schools.

Lloyd: Tapes are not going to be enough.

Billie Jean: What do you mean?

Lloyd: I mean they don't have to give you the money, they'll just hunt you down and catch you. Cops don't have to bargain with you, you don't have anything they want. Unless you offer them a trade.

[starts tying himself up]

Ophelia: Whatever is that boy doing?

Putter: It's a trick, I saw it on TV.

Billie Jean: What kind of trade?

Lloyd: I'm going to be your hostage, then they have to reason with you. I'm your guarantee.

Putter: Like when you buy a car.

Ophelia: That's a warranty.

Billie Jean: Who wants to watch this?

Putter: I do!

Ophelia: You like anything on the TV.

Putter: Far out, I'm coming!

Billie Jean: This is serious, Putter!

Putter: I can be serious, Billie Jean, please I can't stay here without you, I'll just die!

Billie Jean: Go away, Putter!

Putter: [to Ophelia] Billie Jean said I can come, don't move!

Billie Jean: You ever been to Vermont?

Lloyd: Sure, on ski trips.

Billie Jean: Maybe we should go there tonight, all of us, hitchhike.

Lloyd: You can't do that, not now, everybody knows you, they want to see you get the money.

Billie Jean: They want to see us dead, remember Joan of Arc?

Billie Jean: The bill is for the scooter, and this... is for Binx.

[knees Hubie in the crotch, Hubie falls to the floor]

Hubie: [groaning] You crazy bitch!

Binx: Let's go to Vermont.

Ophelia: We don't have enough gas to get out of Corpus.

Binx: Then we'll steal it, we're outlaws, right?

Billie Jean: No stealing, we may be outlaws but we're not thieves.

Putter: I'm a hungry outlaw, where's breakfast?

Billie Jean: I'm Billie Jean Davy, and I wanna set the record straight.

Ringwald: [notices hair cut very short] Oh my God!

Policeman #1: Wow!

Billie Jean: I'm not a liar, I'm not a thief, and neither is my brother.

Binx: [cuts in] Hello, ma!

Billie Jean: [shoves Binx aside] Sorry, that is him. Mom, I don't know when we'll be comin' home, but we love you. I know people are making up stories about us. Don't you believe them. As for you, Mr. Pyatt. You are so sleazy.

Putter: [cheers on camera] YEA!

Billie Jean: You think you can do anything you want and then lie about it and we just have to take it, because what are we? Just a bunch of kids. Well not this time. From now on we're doin' this our way. No lyin', no cheatin', fair is fair.

Kid #1 in Crowd: [at electronics store watching TV] Alright!

Billie Jean: $608 dollars for the scooter your son trashed. That's what you owe, and we're NOT turnin' ourselves in til we get it. Fair is fair! We didn't start this, we didn't mean it to happen, but we're not givin' up til you pay. FAIR IS FAIR!

Billie Jean: Lloyd, do you make videos?

Lloyd: All the time.

Billie Jean: What about copies?

Lloyd: I can make as many as you want... You are absolutely right!

Ophelia: What's she talking about?

Lloyd: She's gonna answer their call!

Putter: Where's Binx? Did he get in trouble? What did he do? Can I come, Billie Jean? I love police stations.

Billie Jean: I thought you were grounded.

Putter: I am.

Ringwald: If that scooter's not back on your front lawn in two days...

Billie Jean: We live in Breeze Haven...

Ringwald: All right, in front of your trailer... you give us a call, we'll... drag in the fucker.

Billie Jean: Everything's just crazy now.

Lloyd: Sure it is. That's why you gotta be crazier than they are.

Billie Jean: [after escaping a guy shooting at them] Putter, oh my God, you're bleeding!

Ophelia: She's been shot!

Putter: No I haven't!

Billie Jean: But there's blood!

[pause]

Billie Jean: Putter, it's finally happened.

Putter: [grins] It's about time.

Binx: Gross!

Billie Jean: Be quiet, Binx! It's wonderful!

Pyatt: How much did you say the bill was?

Billie Jean: Six hundred and eight dollars.

Pyatt: That sounds like Hubie allright.

Binx: Did you get vanilla?

Billie Jean: Nope, they ran out of it.

Binx: [sips the milkshake] Strawberry? You bought strawberry?

Billie Jean: God, Binx, don't you ever get tired of vanilla?

Donna Davy: Binx, sulking will not get you that bike back. Spent all that money, and now here you are broken-hearted.

Billie Jean: It wasn't his fault.

Donna Davy: Fault doesn't matter, it's what you end up with that matters. Remember what happened to your daddy?

Billie Jean: Oh Mom, come on...

Donna Davy: He loved to go fast,

[to Binx]

Donna Davy: just like you. I'm relieved that darn bike is gone.

Binx: [discussing Vermont] Snow plows, snow balls...

Billie Jean: Why did I get such a weird brother?

Binx: Snow ball fights... and no alligators.

Billie Jean: [reading newspaper article] The victim was taken to Shoreline Hospital where his condition was listed as good. Did you hear that? Good! Not fair!

Ophelia: Not critical!

Binx: Not dead! Yaaaaaaaay! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Putter: Billie Jean, I don't feel so good.

Billie Jean: I wonder why, you only ate 12 Kit-Kats.

Binx: I didn't mean to shoot him, you heard what he said, he said it wasn't loaded.

Billie Jean: We have to go to the police.

Ophelia: They'll never believe you.

Binx: It was an accident!

Ophelia: You think he's gonna say that? It's his word against a bunch of crazy kids, he's gonna lie.

Pyatt: Little more, little less, just take the money.

Billie Jean: For my troubles? Or to keep my mouth shut? Or maybe for a few minutes in the upstairs room of your store. How much is that worth to you, Mister Pyatt?

Pyatt: Nobody forced you up there, you knew exactly what you were doing.

Billie Jean: But what about our lessons? Pay as you go, earn as you learn. What were you going to teach me, Mr. Pyatt? And you said I was gonna love it, love being touhed by a man like you.

Binx: I was scared.

Billie Jean: So was I.

Binx: Why were they shooting at us?

Lloyd: I'm done being your hostage.

Billie Jean: Fine, I'll see you in jail!

Binx: How can they say that about us?

Billie Jean: They can say whatever they want, we're news now.

Girl: Billie Jean, you wanna go to Mexico?

Billie Jean: No, I can't.

Girl: But they can't touch you down there.

Billie Jean: I have to find my brother.

Billie Jean: Ever since I got my hands on this cock, I'm appreciating it more and more.