Schmidlap Quotes in Way... Way Out (1966)

[loading the sex-crazed Schmilap onto the return vessel]

Pete Mattemore: When do you untie him?

Hoffman: When I rendezvous with Deuce in the main ship, and get some help.

Schmidlap: NOTHIN'S gonna help ya Hoffman! You no good dir...

[Hoffman yanks the cord on Schmidlap's suit radio. Schmidlap continues shouting in silence, until quieted by a few blows by Hoffman to the side of his helmet]

Pete Mattemore: What happens when Schmidlap gets back, and there's girls all over the place?

Hoffman: Oh I don't know... I honestly don't know... If I could just get him to go back to Divinity school...