Schmendrick the Magician Quotes in The Last Unicorn (1982)

Schmendrick the Magician: She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits. Of all unicorns, she is the only one who knows what regret is - and love.

Unicorn: You may come if you like. But I wish you had asked some other reward for setting me free

Schmendrick the Magician: I thought about it. But you couldn't give me what I really wanted.

Unicorn: No. I cannot change you into something you are not. I cannot make you a real magician.

Schmendrick the Magician: Ah its ok. Don't worry about it.

Unicorn: Oh I won't.

Molly Grue: Please! Please do something!

Schmendrick the Magician: What can I do? Do you think the Red Bull likes card tricks? If I could, I would change her into some other creature, some beast too humble for the Bull to be concerned with. But that would take a real magician with real magic, and I can't pretend anymore...

Molly Grue: But you do. You have magic. Maybe you can't find it, but it's there. You called Robin Hood, and there is no Robin Hood. You have all the power you need if you dared to look for it.

Schmendrick the Magician: Come with me.

Molly Grue: I will.

Schmendrick the Magician: Oh god, I'm engaged to a douglas fir!

Schmendrick the Magician: [to Molly] You can't come with us. We're on a quest!

Schmendrick the Magician: Be rary of wousing a rizard's wrath - rousing a rizard's - Be wary of making a magician angry!

Molly Grue: What is the use of wizardry if it cannot save a unicorn?

Schmendrick the Magician: That is what heroes are for.