Sam Two Feathers Quotes in Harry and Tonto (1974)

Sam Two Feathers: I practice good medicine on good people... bad medicine on bad people.

Harry: [In jail for urinating in public] This is the first time in my life I've ever been in jail.

Sam Two Feathers: What are you in for?

Harry: Peeing.

Sam Two Feathers: I got a ticket once for shitting.

Harry: Where'd you do it?

Sam Two Feathers: No, not me. My horse - in a hotel lobby.

Harry: Oh.

Sam Two Feathers: [Having helped alleviate Harry's bursitis, using old Indian remedy] I love my work.