Nick Lewis - Used Car Dealer Quotes in Harry and Tonto (1974)

Nick Lewis - Used Car Dealer: I am 62 years old.

[Indicates to Harry the rather obvious hair piece he's wearing]

Nick Lewis - Used Car Dealer: I can't get it up unless I take a dose of strychnine.

Harry: Strychnine? I thought strychnine was poisonous?

Nick Lewis - Used Car Dealer: Naw, no... It really gives you a lift, you know? But I wanna' tell ya, it isn't worth it. 'Cause I get such terrible headaches. Right through my skull. "Bong! Bong!" Like a sledgehammer. So, a fella' has to decide whether he wants a migraine headache... or a piece of ass, you know?

Harry: Well, Nick, you live and learn.