Sam Twist Quotes in Carry on Regardless (1961)

Lily Duveen: You know it'll take ninety-nine years to clear up this dump.

Bert Handy: Yeah, well, step by step. That's the method. Little by little.

Sam Twist: Okay then, boss, where do we start?

Bert Handy: Well, I reckon to make it easier for us to walk about, we ought to sweep the floor first.

Delia King: I don't wish to interfere, but I'd have thought it'd be better to start cleaning at the top of the house.

Lily Duveen: Yes, quite right, I mean disturbed dust will only fall down and muck up what we've already cleaned up.

Francis Courtenay: Ladies and gentlemen, may I submit, with the greatest of respect, and for the sake of efficient team working, that we all belt up!

Bert Handy: Hear, hear!

Lily Duveen: Always the gent!

Sam Twist: Ooh, ain't he common!

Francis Courtenay: Let us put ourselves in the hands of Mister Handy and listen to what he says.

Delia King: Well, I bow to the majority, of course, but I'd like it noted that I did suggest the suggestion I suggested.

Lily Duveen: And very suggestive it was, too!

Sam Twist: Bet you this has something to do with atomic energy.

Miss Cooling: Oh gracious! I do hope you don't finish up in Russia!

Sam Twist: Well if I do, Miss Cooling, I shall behave myself as an ex Corporal of the Pioneer Corps should. Name, rank, number and keep your hand off my shovel, and that's your lot.

Miss Cooling: Don't go! Think of brainwashing.

Sam Twist: [chuckles] How can they wash what isn't there?