Miss Cooling Quotes in Carry on Regardless (1961)

Sir Theodore, Testy Old Man: Do you provide substitutes?

Miss Cooling: [shocked] No! This is a respectable firm!

Sam Twist: Bet you this has something to do with atomic energy.

Miss Cooling: Oh gracious! I do hope you don't finish up in Russia!

Sam Twist: Well if I do, Miss Cooling, I shall behave myself as an ex Corporal of the Pioneer Corps should. Name, rank, number and keep your hand off my shovel, and that's your lot.

Miss Cooling: Don't go! Think of brainwashing.

Sam Twist: [chuckles] How can they wash what isn't there?