Roadblock Quotes in G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

Roadblock: In the immortal words of Jay-Z: "Whatever deity may guide my life, dear lord don't let me die tonight. But if I shall before I wake, I'd accept my fate."

Captain Duke Hauser: Drive it like you stole it!

Roadblock: As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.

Captain Duke Hauser: Anyone ever tell you, you fight ugly?

Roadblock: Not from their backs, they don't.

Roadblock: That's on the rise. Like your panties.

Captain Duke Hauser: You love my panties.

[pause]

Roadblock: That's an interesting choice of a joke. Of all the things you could say...

Captain Duke Hauser: Alright, okay, I'm just saying...

Roadblock: You love my panties?

Captain Duke Hauser: Are you going to shut up?

Roadblock: What does that mean?

Joe Colton: [offering his minitank] It idles a little rough in neutral.

Roadblock: I ain't gonna be in neutral.

Joe Colton: Hoo-ah.

Roadblock: What about you?

Joe Colton: DOD says I can't come out of retirement. They didn't say anything about reenlisting.

Flint: We have to assume that there's no one we could trust.

Roadblock: There is one man. He's the reason we call ourselves Joes.

Roadblock: [seeing Mouse is nervous] My first drop, I popped a live round into my mouth. It keeps your teeth from chattering. Give it a shot.

[gives him a bullet, which he puts into his mouth]

Mouse: Delicious.

Roadblock: Attaboy.

Roadblock: Damn ninjas.

Roadblock: General.

Joe Colton: Call me Joe.

[last lines]

Roadblock: Where can we find you, general?

Joe Colton: Just need my orders.

Roadblock: You know we'd make a hell of a team.

Roadblock: [to Snake Eyes, after planning to take down Cobra Commander] Snake Eyes, how's all of that sound?

[Snake Eyes is silent]

Roadblock: That's what I thought.

Roadblock: I came here when I was fourteen, with a life expectancy of thirteen. I was bounced around from home to home until this... became my home. Guys would line up outside that door to fight me. They whooped my skinny ass so much I started to enjoy it. Until one winter, I grew eight inches, gained sixty pounds, punched a guy so hard he couldn't move his arm to tap out. Then when the Joes came recruiting to the hood, I'd already beaten down half of it. I became a Joe to serve. In the field. So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill.

[from trailer]

Roadblock: Let's move! The world ain't saving itself!

Flint: [watches as Cobra Commander escapes by helicopter] Block, Cobra Commander's bugging out. No sign of Firefly.

Roadblock: [watches Firefly coming] I've got him.