Joe Colton Quotes in G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

Joe Colton: You alright?

Lady Jaye: Yeah. Are you alright?

Joe Colton: My cholesterol's a little high.

Joe Colton: [offering his minitank] It idles a little rough in neutral.

Roadblock: I ain't gonna be in neutral.

Joe Colton: Hoo-ah.

Roadblock: What about you?

Joe Colton: DOD says I can't come out of retirement. They didn't say anything about reenlisting.

Roadblock: General.

Joe Colton: Call me Joe.

[last lines]

Roadblock: Where can we find you, general?

Joe Colton: Just need my orders.

Roadblock: You know we'd make a hell of a team.

Joe Colton: [sneaking up behind the Joes] I'll take two boxes of Thin Mints and a box of Chuckle Lucks. Lower your weapons.

Joe Colton: It's not like I don't hear what you're saying. But an impostor president?

Flint: Well how come when the general says it, it sounds crazy?

Joe Colton: Need anything?

[offers Storm Shadow some blades]

Storm Shadow: [shows off his blade] I brought my own!

Joe Colton: Nice.