Flint Quotes in G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

Flint: We have to assume that there's no one we could trust.

Roadblock: There is one man. He's the reason we call ourselves Joes.

Lady Jaye: My dad could see me now...

Flint: What are you talking about?

Lady Jaye: He wouldn't believe it.

Flint: Why?

Lady Jaye: Third generation military. He desperately wanted a fourth. And my mom had me.

Flint: Well he must be really proud of you then.

Lady Jaye: He didn't believe in female soldiers. I finally asked him why. He said he didn't want to put his life in the hands of a woman. I enlisted the next day. Spent the next seven years trying to outrank him so he'd have to salute me.

Flint: Did it work?

Lady Jaye: He died before I got the chance.

Flint: I'm sorry.

Joe Colton: It's not like I don't hear what you're saying. But an impostor president?

Flint: Well how come when the general says it, it sounds crazy?

Flint: [watches as Cobra Commander escapes by helicopter] Block, Cobra Commander's bugging out. No sign of Firefly.

Roadblock: [watches Firefly coming] I've got him.

Lisa Norton: You're quite accustomed to being admired by women, aren't you? All those, uh, ridiculous, uh...

Flint: Sighs? Yes, you're quite right. They are ridiculous. I must say it's refreshing to be with a beautiful woman who's above that sort of thing.

Lisa Norton: Why I never said I was above that sort of thing. What I meant was...

Flint: Yes?

Lisa Norton: You really are good at it Mr. Flint.

[Flint laughs]

Lisa Norton: Tell me something. What is it about you that makes you so irresistible to women?

Flint: It's very simple. I don't compete with them.

[Flint takes Lisa's face and kisses her]

Flint: Now that ends the suspense.

Lisa Norton: You're quite right. I was curious. Well, now you've had the tour and so have I.

[On hearing that the president has been replaced by an impostor.]

Flint: An actor? As president?

Lloyd C. Cramden: Flint, How do you find time to read all these books?

Flint: No, no, no, sir, I wrote those.

[Flint prepares to board the plane to go to the desert]

Flint: Empty all the ashtrays?

Bill Lear: Nah, I got you a new plane.

Flint: Ah, beautiful! Let's go.

Natasha, the Ballerina: Derek, darling. Your American music is so decadent.

Flint: Yeah.

Natasha, the Ballerina: But it's so exciting.

Flint: Well, that's where it's at, honey.

[Flint shatters a billiard ball with a hand-held sonic device]

Lloyd C. Cramden: It's extraordinary!

Flint: [Scoffs] It's a toy. However, we *are* making such scientific strides that

[grabs book from shelf and hands it to Cramden]

Flint: this last year's book is already out of date

Lloyd C. Cramden: How *do* you find time to read?

Flint: No no, I wrote that...

[first lines]

Flint: All right, Mr. Bile, is it?

Bile: Uh, my friends call me Phlem.

Flint: Uh-huh, Mr. Bile, can you tell me what you did wrong?

Bile: I fell down?

Flint: No, No, before that.

[Turning to the Trainees behind her]

Flint: Can anyone tell me Mr. Bile's big mistake? Anyone?

[the Trainees look confused]

Flint: [Playing the Footage on the Screen above of Bile entering the room] Alright let's check footage, right there. The Door! And leaving the door open is the worst mistake that any employee could make, because...

Bile: Uh... it could let in a draft?

Henry J. Waternoose: [Storming in] It could let in a child.

Tula: How you do?

Kingsland: Well, am I seeing things or is this a white woman?

Flint: Portuguese.

Flint: Cookie, I'm not going to give the girl to the blacks. You know what that means... dynamite.

Tula: You give me new trade silk. You give me many new bangles. And you give me...

Flint: Stop bothering me, it's too hot. Get outta here.

Tula: Other men DON"T find it too HOT for Tula.

Flint: Smile, ya little bush rat, smile.

Flint: With his heel on my spine, he sneered!

Gregg: You know it's a dangerous game putting blacks against whites.

Flint: You're not white, Gregg. The color of your skin don't count with me. No black ever did me the dirt white man has.