Rifleman Roberto Barelli Quotes in The 25th Reich (2012)

Rifleman Roberto Barelli: The American people aren't stupid, Corporal Updike... They're about as likely to elect a dumb, redneck cracker asshole like you for President as they would a dimestore wop like me.

Rifleman Roberto Barelli: Growin' up in Brooklyn, I seen a lot of ugly things... Protestants thumpin' Catholics, Catholics thumpin' Jews... Everyone runnin' their own stinkin' racket... Jeez, talk about organized religion.

Corporal Haywood Updike: What the hell kind of tune are you playin'?

Rifleman Roberto Barelli: I'm playin' Yankee Doodle Dandy. I'm playin' The Star Spangled Banner. And if we don't all start singin' from the same song book, then those Nazi bastards will have us singin' Lili Marleen.