Sargeant Carl Weaver Quotes in The 25th Reich (2012)

Captain Donald O'Brian: You expect me to believe this four-flushing shit?

Sargeant Carl Weaver: I know you don't believe in anything, Captain... There's no need to reinforce the fact.

Sargeant Carl Weaver: That box was the only thing salvageable. It was the heart of the ship - a quantum wave generator that buckled time and space like a Barnum & Bailey circus mirror.

Corporal Haywood Updike: And what's our mission, sir?

Sargeant Carl Weaver: Why, we're gonna fly that giant suppository back to 1943 and shove it up Adolf Hitler's ass.

Sargeant Carl Weaver: Well, Kindermann, I believe the destiny of man is to rule the cosmos. To be first raised as God's children, then to ascend and take His place.

Captain Donald O'Brian: You lying sack of shit! I'll see you court-marshalled for this!

Corporal Haywood Updike: Fuck you, you Jew faggot! I'll tear you a new asshole! The wop was dragged into the swamp nice and deep.

Sargeant Carl Weaver: Cut this shit out the both of you! This is a military operation! Any more insubordination, Corporal, and I'll discipline you personally.

Captain Donald O'Brian: [to Weaver] If you can't sling a leash around that asshole, then I will.

Sargeant Carl Weaver: This is the day when the planets will be wreathed in dying garlands, when the abattoir will be substituted for the guillotine... welcome to New Germania!