Reber Quotes in Mister Roberts (1955)

Reber: Say, Doc, when I woke up this morning, I had...

Lt. 'Doc': And remembered you were working cargo. Continue.

Reber: [holds his side] Honest, Doc, I couldn't even straighten up! I guess it's the old appendix again, huh, Doc?

Lt. 'Doc': That appendix of yours certainly gets around, Reber. Now it's on the wrong side. Two aspirin, marked for duty. Next.

Reber: Aspirin? For a floatin' appendix, Doc?

Lt. 'Doc': Yes, it's the latest thing. I'll have one with you.