Victor Skakapopulis Quotes in What's New Pussycat (1965)

Michael James: Did you find a job?

Victor Skakapopulis: Yeah, I got something at the striptease. I help the girls dress and undress.

Michael James: Nice job.

Victor Skakapopulis: Twenty francs a week.

Michael James: Not very much.

Victor Skakapopulis: It's all I can afford.

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: My father, the most beloved gynecologist in Vienna, before they took him away on a morals charge for indecent exposure at the State Opera House, said, and I quote: "Please do not take me away, I will not do it again."

Victor Skakapopulis: Brilliant quote.

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: He was a brilliant pervert.

Carole Werner: You got something to eat?

Victor Skakapopulis: [Looking around his messy kitchen] Some, uh, some fig-newtons and some hershey bars and some cough drops

Carole Werner: You got any tuna fish?

Victor Skakapopulis: [Searching cupboard] Tunafish... Tunafish... I have some salmon salad left

Carole Werner: What do you mean, left? When did you make it?

Victor Skakapopulis: In April but if you smother it with pepper it's fine.

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: I am a doctor of the mind.

Victor Skakapopulis: Really?

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Yes!

Victor Skakapopulis: I have terrible emotional problems. Could you help me?

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: You certainly picked a very odd time to ask me, just in the middle of a suicide.

Carole Werner: You got something to eat?

Victor Skakapopulis: [Looking around his messy kitchen] Some, uh, some Fig Newtons and some Hershey bars and some cough drops.

Carole Werner: You got any tuna fish?

Victor Skakapopulis: [Searching cupboard] Tuna fish... tuna fish... I have some salmon salad left.

Carole Werner: What do you mean, left? When did you make it?

Victor Skakapopulis: In April, but if you smother it with pepper it's fine.

Victor Skakapopulis: Do you have any salt?

Dr. Fritz Fassbender: Have I got any salt? I got a boat, I got kerosene, matches, firecrackers, two swords, and this flag. But, I ain't got no salt.

Victor Skakapopulis: I just burnt my finger! I'm going to go in the bathroom and scream. I'll be out in a minute.

Victor Skakapopulis: We played strip chess. She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension.

Victor Skakapopulis: Pardon me, drunk, but you can't come in here.