Randa Quotes in Pretty Persuasion (2005)

Randa: [watching a porno] Why is that woman - why is she doing those things with another woman? Why must they show this?

Kimberly Joyce: Because men like to watch it.

Randa: But it is a sin!

Kimberly Joyce: [laughs] Randa! Randa, you're gonna find out that a lot of things men like are a sin.

[from trailer]

Randa: Then he said, "Now I'm going to touch you on your boobs".

Mr. Anderson: I would never say "boobs", I'm an English teacher! Breasts... I would say breasts.

Kimberly Joyce: Okay, it is time to open up my Big Bag of Fun. These are assorted items that I've stolen from Dad for our consumption this evening. Item number one, Dad's wine-flavored cigars.

Brittany Wells: Ech, don't those things make you cough?

Kimberly Joyce: No, they're cigars, you don't have to swallow - I mean, inhale.

[offers one to Randa]

Randa: No thanks.

Kimberly Joyce: Are you sure, Randa? To become succesful actresses, you have to learn how to smoke them. It's trendy.

Brittany Wells: That's true.

Randa: No thank you, I do not smoke.

Kimberly Joyce: Okay... Uh, item number two, one of my dad's many *many* pornos - Titty Lickers 2: The Search for Golden Curlies.

Brittany Wells: Ew! Why would we wanna watch a porno?

Kimberly Joyce: 'Cause they're funny. Besides, we have to teach Randa about sex and this is the best way to learn. And item number three - and I could get into real real trouble if I got caught with these - Dad's Twinkies.

Brittany Wells: Eh - too fattening.

Kimberly Joyce: Would you *please* stop criticizing everything in my Big Bag of Fun? I spent a lot of time putting this together!

Brittany Wells: I like this music. Can you buy the soundtrack to pornos?

Kimberly Joyce: Tiffany Minx, Stephanie Swift... You know, Brittany, a lot of these porn stars have names that sound like ours. So if we wanted to, when we grow up, we could be porn stars. You couldn't, Randa. I'm sorry.

Randa: That is quite all right.

Kimberly Joyce: Randa, what's the greatest thing about this country?

Randa: Sylvester Stallone?

Kimberly Joyce: No. It's that anybody can sue anybody at anytime over anything.

Randa: You wanna sue Mr. Anderson?

Kimberly Joyce: I suppose that it might jump-start me and Brittany's acting careers.

Randa: [while watching pornography in which a woman is moaning loudly] How... how is it, please, that two men... at one time... how can this be?

Kimberly Joyce: One of them is doing her up the butt.

Randa: Up the... such a thing is not possible... it is too small, the aperture.

Kimberly Joyce: Symbiotic, that's what our relationship is going to be like Randa.

Kimberly Joyce: Just like we learned in biology, the whale and the little fish that sticks on it.

Kimberly Joyce: See, if you hang with me you'll get a lot of attention from boys that you otherwise wouldn't.

Kimberly Joyce: And meanwhile when I'm standing next to your I'll look more attractive by comparison, isn't that great?

Randa: Very nice.