Rand Posin Quotes in Hamlet 2 (2008)

Epiphany Sellars: What about the acting?

Rand Posin: [reading their play's review] "It is perhaps best not to mention the acting. In the theater, actors endeavor to simulate human emotion. Rand Posin and Epiphany Sellars flap their lips and wave their arms like malfunctioning wind-up toys..."

Dana Marschz: That's enough! Every trimester we get fisted by this guy!

Epiphany Sellars: [to Rand] What's "fisted"?

Rand Posin: [genuine or feigned confusion] What?

Dana Marschz: I have so much anger. I feel like I've been raped. In the face!