Randa Azzouni Quotes in Pretty Persuasion (2005)

Brittany Wells: Would you ever let a guy do that to you, Kimberly?

Kimberly Joyce: I have.

Brittany Wells: Oh, my God, who?

Kimberly Joyce: Warren.

Brittany Wells: Warren Prescott?

Kimberly Joyce: Yeah, a little while ago, when we were dating he said:

[flashback]

Warren Prescott: Kimberly, we've been going out for a long time, and I really love you, and I think it'd be cool if you'd let me pack your fudge chute.

Kimberly Joyce: At first I thought he was talking about making sundaes, but then he explained it to me and I was kind of into it.

Brittany Wells: Did it hurt?

Kimberly Joyce: Yeah, a little bit. But it didn't hurt as much with Warren as it would have with other boys, if you catch my drift.

Randa Azzouni: What is your drift?

Kimberly Joyce: Never mind. But a few days later, he broke up with me. He said he didn't want to date a girl who would let a guy do that to her. I mean, does that make any sense?

Kimberly Joyce: How does an Arab get his wife pregnant?

Randa Azzouni: I do not know.

Kimberly Joyce: She gets naked and lies down on the bed, he jerks off on the wall, and they let the flies do the rest.

[Randa chuckles]

Kimberly Joyce: No. Don't laugh. It's insulting to your people.