Pastor Skip Quotes in Saved! (2004)

Mary: So everything that doesn't fit into some stupid idea of what you think God wants you just try to hide or fix or get rid of? It's just all too much to live up to. No one fits in one hundred percent of the time. Not even you.

Pastor Skip: I know that, Mary.

Dean: I know in my heart that Jesus still loves me.

Mary: Why would God make us all so different if he wanted us to be the same?

Pastor Skip: Patrick, this is not a gray area.

Patrick: Dad, it's all a gray area.

Pastor Skip: THE BIBLE IS BLACK AND WHITE!

Pastor Skip: I think the Christian thing to do would be to let them stay.

Hilary Faye: The Christian thing to do? I have been doing the CHRISTIAN THING my whole life! I did not have sex with a gay and try to blame it on Jesus!

Mary: Hilary Faye...

Hilary Faye: Oh, shut up, you fornicator!

Pastor Skip: [after Patrick suggests his parents should have divorced] Because divorce is not part of God's plan.

Patrick: Dad, you need to think of a new plan.

Pastor Skip: [to the Christian Jewels] Listen, I'm concerned about Mary. Something's going on.

Hilary Faye: Yeah, me too.

Pastor Skip: Well, she's part of your posse, and I think that you could help her. I'm gonna need you to be a warrior out there on the front lines for Jesus.

Tia: You mean like shoot her.

Pastor Skip: No, I was thinking of something a little less gangsta.

Pastor Skip: Let's get our Christ on, let's kick it Jesus-style!

Pastor Skip: All right! All right! Who's down with G-O-D?