Johnny Dean Quotes in Wag the Dog (1997)

Fad King: We're locked into Albania - Why?

Johnny Dean: Albania's hard to rhyme.

Stanley Motss: What are you looking at me for? It's the name of the country.

Johnny Dean: [sighs resignedly, then sings] "Albania, Albania..."

Stanley Motss: That rhymes.

[Commissioned to write a propaganda song about war with Albania]

Johnny Dean: Albania's hard to rhyme.

Johnny Dean: [after being asked to write an entirely different song] I was just on my way to get drunk.