Doug Butabi Quotes in A Night at the Roxbury (1998)

Mr. Zadir: [Interrupts Doug explaining his concept for a night club] Wait a minute, did you just grab my ass?

Doug Butabi: No.

Mr. Zadir: Do you want to?

Doug Butabi: [Confused but wanting to impress Mr. Zadir] No... shh... shh... should I?

Mr. Zadir: [laughs] Okay, continue.

Doug Butabi: So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone.

Steve Butabi: Yeah, he was, seriously.

Doug Butabi: And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this.

Steve Butabi: And who do you think that guy was?

Doug Butabi: Emilio Estevez.

Steve Butabi: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there.

Doug Butabi: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name.

Steve Butabi: I was like, "Emilio."

Doug Butabi: Idiot.

Craig: You know Doug, just because you and your brother are having problems, that's no reason to refer to my intellectual capacity in a diminutive manner.

Doug Butabi: [Yelling at his dad] Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because I swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island.

Steve: [Interrupts] Man, that was a sweet show!

Doug Butabi: [to Steve in agreement] Yeah it was, wasn't it?

Doug Butabi: You can take away our phones and you can take away our keys, but you can NOT take away our dreams.

Steve Butabi: Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them.

[lining up outside The Roxbury]

Doug Butabi: So... you want to dance?

Girl: We're not in the club yet.

Doug Butabi: Right.

Doug Butabi: Broke the window again.

[trying to pick up some women]

Doug Butabi: So... you guys wanna make out or what?

Kamehl Butabi: What I do understand is that you're going to a big new hot club tonight. Is that what it is?

Doug Butabi: That's right.

Steve Butabi: Exactly.

Kamehl Butabi: What I don't understand is how you're gonna get there.

[Kamehl takes their car keys]

Doug Butabi, Steve Butabi: [In perfect synchronization] What are you doing? Go- Tsh. C'mo- Man!

Doug Butabi: [Doug reaches behind Cambi's neck and grabs the tag on her dress while they're sitting on the bed]

Cambi: What are you doing?

Doug Butabi: Checking your label. Just as I thought! Maaaade in heaven...

Cambi: [Irritated] Doug, I think you're past the opening lines.

Doug Butabi: [Swallows nervously] Hey, hey, hey! Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Cambi: What?

Cambi: 'Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Cambi: [Grabs Doug's collar and pulls him in close] Doug, if I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Doug Butabi: [laughs nervously and then stops, shocked] Umm... What?

Doug Butabi: [Speaking into the phone while Steve listens] Hi. You've reached Doug Butabi. I'm not here right now because I'm too busy outside living it up, unlike my pussy-whipped brother who's too busy throwing his life away for EMILY. Beep.

Steve: Hi! Doug! Sorry I missed you...

Steve Butabi: Good, how are you?

Doug Butabi: About 8 o'clock, 8:15. Yeah, all the time.

Steve Butabi: BMW.

Doug Butabi: Right at sunset.

Steve Butabi: Vanilla mostly.

Steve: What's up?

Hottie Cop: Did you know you were doing 50?

Doug Butabi: [whispers to Steve] Hottie cop likes you.

Steve: Does not.

Doug Butabi: Think she pulls over just anybody? Make a move.

Steve: What's up?

Hottie Cop: Just giving you an $80 ticket.

Doug Butabi: [whispers to Steve] She is *so* into you

Hottie Cop: I want you to do me a favor.

Steve: What ever you say, "T.J. Hooker".

Hottie Cop: [laughs] Please obey all posted speed limits. Have a good night

Steve: It's already been good, now that you have served and protected me.

[Hottie cop leaves]

Doug Butabi: Way to go my friend! Not only did you got her badge number, but you got a date to meet her at the Municipal State Court. Up top!

[High Five]

Doug Butabi: Very nice!

[High Five]

Doug Butabi: [Steve slaps Doug hard across the face] What was the point of that?

Steve: Sorry...

Doug Butabi: Why go out for a burger when you got steak at home?

Steve: Yeah, we should go for lunch after this.

Kamehl Butabi: What are you doing? You come in to my store and cut up my plants and make toys of them!

Doug Butabi: It's *NOT* a toy! It's a club with a jungle theme!

Kamehl Butabi: You're a jungle theme!

Steve: What's up? Wanna dance?

Vivica: Yes.

Steve: Alright, take it easy.

Doug Butabi: Steve, she said yes!

Steve: ...what?

Doug Butabi: [a security guard is dragging Doug out of the building by his ankle] That doesn't feel good at all!

Doug Butabi: Dad would be really proud of us right now.

Kamehl Butabi: What are you idiots doing?