Mr. Zadir Quotes in A Night at the Roxbury (1998)

Mr. Zadir: [Interrupts Doug explaining his concept for a night club] Wait a minute, did you just grab my ass?

Doug Butabi: No.

Mr. Zadir: Do you want to?

Doug Butabi: [Confused but wanting to impress Mr. Zadir] No... shh... shh... should I?

Mr. Zadir: [laughs] Okay, continue.

Mr. Zadir: Dooey, did you just grab my ass?

Dooey: Sir, from where I'm standing, that's a physical impossibilty.

Mr. Zadir: Oh, I know your tricks, Dooey!

New Club Waiter: Mr. Zadir, Dooey just called from Pismo Beach. He says there's no way he could've grabbed your ass.

Mr. Zadir: What is he up to now?